3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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