singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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