my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
