is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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