i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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