She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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