Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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