I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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