But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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