i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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