How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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