Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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