this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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