Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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