I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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