I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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