never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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