My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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