I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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