Nicole vs. Life
I CAN MOONWALK!
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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