Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
MIDGETS
????
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Let the clothes fall where they may.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
