In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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