The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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