so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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