we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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