would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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