If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
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