i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Are my feet made of real feet?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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