sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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