I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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