did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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