do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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