Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Randomize
