We should be called the Road Head Warriors
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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