when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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