yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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