you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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