I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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