Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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