Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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