I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
ok first of all what the fuck
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