he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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