I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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