What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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