I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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