she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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