whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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