try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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