It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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