i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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