We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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