Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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