I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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