yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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