U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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