Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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